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the great Luke Ski, featuring Devo Spice - All You Can Tweet

from Be Amused By Me by the great Luke Ski

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From the FuMP .com, 10/27/2009

Who is a bigger fan of the Fat Boys than the great Luke Ski and Devo Spice? Nobody, that's who. Devo and I were ecstatic when our comedy rap idols, these legendary old school hip-hoppers, returned to start a new website and reconnect with their fans online. When I found out they were on Twitter @TheFatBoys, I immediately began to follow them, only to discover that Kool Rock Ski and Prince Markie Dee send out Tweets at a rate of about one every 13 seconds. It was inevitable that this phenomena would inspire me to come up with the idea of doing a parody of the Fat Boys' song "All You Can Eat", and get Devo Spice to join me on it. Music by Jared "808" Ringold, Human Beat Boxing by myself [RIP Buff Love]. Be sure to also check out Devo's Fat Boys parody "Frat Boys" featuring me at his website. Man, all this tweeting has made me hungry for some BACON...

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All You Can Tweet
A parody of "All You Can Eat" by the Fat Boys, about Twitter
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
© 2009 Luke Sienkowski


Luke Ski: Hello?
Devo Spice: Luke, it's Devo. The Fat Boys are back!
Luke Ski: What?!
Devo Spice: They're at Original Fat Boys dot com, and they're also on Twitter!
Luke Ski: Oh my god, there they are! Their handle is @TheFatBoys, Follow, hit refresh, and, WHOA!

Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Luke Ski: They've tweeted 327 times today!
Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Devo Spice: What is that, one tweet per pound?

Luke Ski: I signed up for Twitter, so now I can tweet.
Devo Spice: Now I'm a update my status
Luke & Devo: to a funky beat!
Devo Spice: Follow all your friends, and just like that,
Luke Ski: You can stalk 'em all day, if you know where it's AT! (@ @ @ @...)
Devo Spice: Link to a picture, movie, or song,
And if it's 'not safe for work', I'm a pass it along!
Luke Ski: On my PC or
Devo Spice: Phone!
Luke Ski: From the time I 'Tink',
I'm typing literally everything I think:
Devo Spice: "Got boogers on my fingers while stopping a sneeze."
Luke Ski: "DON'T CANCEL 'DOLLHOUSE' PLEASE!!!"
Devo Spice: "I voted for Obama, cause I like his big ears."
Luke Ski: "Been tracking Dominos, and now my pizza is here!"
Devo Spice: I'll tweet all the time, no matter where I am.
Luke Ski: "I just took my Uncle Louie to his rectal exam!"
Devo Spice: When using letters and numbers, you gotta be discreet,
'Cause A-Hundred-And-Forty
Luke & Devo: Is all you can tweet!

Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Devo Spice: "This weekend, can anybody help me move?"
Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Luke Ski: "I'm on Netflix streaming, watching 'Krush Groove'!"
Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Devo Spice: "I love the smell of freshly washed socks."
Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Luke Ski: "You can just call me the Human Tweet Box!"

Devo Spice: Yo Luke Ski, whose tweets are these?
Luke Ski: Hey Devo Spice, they're celebrities!

Devo Spice: There's Ashton!
Ashton: "Oh my god, my wife is such a MILF!"
Devo Spice: Wil Wheaton!
Wil Wheaton: "Sorry PenguiCon, I have to cancel again."
Devo Spice: Adam Savage!
Adam Savage: "We're gonna blow stuff up real good!"
Devo Spice: Miley Cyrus!
Miley Cyrus: "I'll be 18 in 13 months, wink!"
Devo Spice: And Weird Al!
Weird Al: "Stop sending me your stinkin' parody ideas!"
Devo Spice: Rainn Wilson!
Rainn Wilson: "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
Devo Spice: Paula Abdul!
Paula Abdul: "May I mambo dog face to the banana patch?"
Devo Spice: Conan O'Brien!
Announcer: "TWITTER TRACKER! TWITTER TRACKER! TWITTER TRACKER!"
Devo Spice: Kevin Smith!
Kevin Smith: "Writing more jokes about gays and weed."
Devo Spice: Taylor Swift!
Kanye West: "Yo, I'm a let you finish, but Beyonce writes the best tweets ever!"

Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Devo Spice: I better back this all up, in case there's a 'Wipeout'!
Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!
Luke Ski: Hey Devo, how do you spell 'Bdddt, bdddt, bdddt, bdddt, stick 'em!'?
Chorus vocalists: All you can tweet!

Devo Spice: Alyssa Milano!
Luke Ski: "I do NOT hate fat people!"

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from Be Amused By Me, track released October 27, 2009
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
Vocals by the great Luke Ski and Devo Spice
Music by Jared Ringold

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

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