Kyle And Luke Talk About Toons Theme

by TV's Kyle and the great Luke Ski

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The theme song to the animation podcast "Kyle And Luke Talk About Toons" (www.kyleandluke.com).

lyrics

Kyle: We spend all day drawing cartoons
Luke: From morning until the late afternoon.
Both: But when we come home from that:

Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
Oh, what in the world
could even be wrong with us?

Luke: Hey Kyle. Kyle: Yes Luke. Luke: I think that I'm the only guy
who remembers Rick Moranis in 'Gravedale High'.
Kyle: You might have caught that, but the rest of us missed,
'cause I was watching 'Kidd Video' starring Robbie Rist.
But what I really miss is Will Vinton's Claymations,
Luke: (eating) How' bout a Michael Bay film about 'the California Raisins'?
Kyle: Are you eating Chipotle? Luke: *gulp* Yeah, they're salsa's good!
Kyle: So rude. Luke: Hey suck my [BALSA WOOD!]
Kyle: I was such a huge geek for that cat named 'Eek'.
Check out the fan art I made on my stylin' Cintiq!
Luke: Hey, I wonder why 'Spawn' is no longer on.
Or how about a 'Wreck-It Ralph' crossover with 'Tron'?
Kyle: And that's the way that we go when we're recording our show,
throwing in some funny songs like Dr. Demento
Luke: And if we go off on tangents and you get real bored,
you can always Kyle: CHOOSE YOUR MAGISWORD!

Kyle: Ok, I'll admit, we're a little obsessed.
Luke: But we think cartoons are simply the best.
Both: So when we aren't making them:

Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
And alienate
all the civilians!

Rap Verse 2:
Luke: Can we have one of our patented chats
about the show 'Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats'?
Kyle: First of all, forget Heathcliff, he's not the star.
It's the rest and their transforming hover-house-car.
Luke: Yeah, that one cat named Wordsworth; He just spoke in rhymes
and wore headphones and roller skates all of the times.
Kyle: With Hector and Mongo, they were the sidekick trio
of Riff Raff, who dated that girl cat named Cleo.
Luke: Hey, did I ever tell you that my mom forbid
me from watching that show back when I was a kid,
because she thought Cleo was some kind of sexist slut?
Kyle: You're kidding. Luke: Nope. Kyle: I, I don't even-, wut?!
Luke: Like something like that would give me permanent scars.
Kyle: Didn't you do once do a song called 'Sex Kittens From Mars'?
Luke: Well yeah, but, y'know, y'know, it's like, y'know, just, y'know,
uh, rhyming words, shuuuuuut up!


Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
And alienate
half of the audience

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released May 19, 2015
Lyrics by TV's Kyle & the great Luke Ski
Music by TV's Kyle

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

I am a Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor at Cartoon Network. The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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