The theme song to the animation podcast "Kyle And Luke Talk About Toons" (www.kyleandluke.com).
lyrics
Kyle: We spend all day drawing cartoons
Luke: From morning until the late afternoon.
Both: But when we come home from that:
Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
Oh, what in the world
could even be wrong with us?
Luke: Hey Kyle. Kyle: Yes Luke. Luke: I think that I'm the only guy
who remembers Rick Moranis in 'Gravedale High'.
Kyle: You might have caught that, but the rest of us missed,
'cause I was watching 'Kidd Video' starring Robbie Rist.
But what I really miss is Will Vinton's Claymations,
Luke: (eating) How' bout a Michael Bay film about 'the California Raisins'?
Kyle: Are you eating Chipotle? Luke: *gulp* Yeah, they're salsa's good!
Kyle: So rude. Luke: Hey suck my [BALSA WOOD!]
Kyle: I was such a huge geek for that cat named 'Eek'.
Check out the fan art I made on my stylin' Cintiq!
Luke: Hey, I wonder why 'Spawn' is no longer on.
Or how about a 'Wreck-It Ralph' crossover with 'Tron'?
Kyle: And that's the way that we go when we're recording our show,
throwing in some funny songs like Dr. Demento
Luke: And if we go off on tangents and you get real bored,
you can always Kyle: CHOOSE YOUR MAGISWORD!
Kyle: Ok, I'll admit, we're a little obsessed.
Luke: But we think cartoons are simply the best.
Both: So when we aren't making them:
Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
And alienate
all the civilians!
Rap Verse 2:
Luke: Can we have one of our patented chats
about the show 'Heathcliff and the Catillac Cats'?
Kyle: First of all, forget Heathcliff, he's not the star.
It's the rest and their transforming hover-house-car.
Luke: Yeah, that one cat named Wordsworth; He just spoke in rhymes
and wore headphones and roller skates all of the times.
Kyle: With Hector and Mongo, they were the sidekick trio
of Riff Raff, who dated that girl cat named Cleo.
Luke: Hey, did I ever tell you that my mom forbid
me from watching that show back when I was a kid,
because she thought Cleo was some kind of sexist slut?
Kyle: You're kidding. Luke: Nope. Kyle: I, I don't even-, wut?!
Luke: Like something like that would give me permanent scars.
Kyle: Didn't you do once do a song called 'Sex Kittens From Mars'?
Luke: Well yeah, but, y'know, y'know, it's like, y'know, just, y'know,
uh, rhyming words, shuuuuuut up!
Kyle and Luke
Will talk about toons
And alienate
half of the audience
credits
released May 19, 2015
Lyrics by TV's Kyle & the great Luke Ski
Music by TV's Kyle
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
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