Barry Allen is the fastest man alive. This is his story...
...sung to the tune of "Come Baby Come" by K7
Specifically, this is about the DC superhero "The Flash", the version from the current CW television show, part of the 4-show-spanning 'ArrowVerse'.
lyrics
FLASH! Zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing, zing!
FLASH! Zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing!
FLASH! Zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing, a-
Zing, a-zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing, zing! Wow!
Killer Frost! You better be nice or she'll- C'mon! (Yeah, yeah!)
Killer Frost! -fill you full of icicles! Step it up! (Yeah, yeah!)
Killer Frost! The cold never bothered her Step it up! (Yeah, yeah!)
Anywaaaaaay! C'mon!
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!)
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!)
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) Rogues always out of control, you know what I'm sayin?
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) I break the
door (Zoom!) when I enter facin' my doom.
(Wham! Bam!) Punchin' dudes like I'm Batman.
(na na na na na na na na!) But I'm much more loose.
(Go on, go on.) Grab the villains and Va-Moos! Go
Hang at S.T.A.R. Labs with my buddies like Caitlin Snow
More tech than Nintendo, trackin' down my next foe
Metahumans, hard to keep track of them all, so
(Nick names are thought up by Sisco!)
Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!
(Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!)
I gotta save the city, gotta rescue everyone.
(He's gotta save the city, gotta rescue everyone!)
Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!
(Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!)
And maybe when it's over, I can finally have some fun.
(And maybe when it's over, he can finally have some fun.) Can't slow down!
Killer Frost! You better be nice or she'll-
Killer Frost! -fill you full of icicles! Is he tired yet?
Killer Frost! The cold never bothered her
Anywaaaaaay! Well after the
(Zing-zing-zing!) I bought Iris a ring.
(I do! I do!) But Tricker's gettin' silly
(Captain Cold, BRR!) Forecast gettin' chilly
Why can't all these criminals step off me? (off me?)
Hit up C.C. Jitters for some coffee. (Coffee!)
Grodd is really strong. (OOO!) He thinks he's Donkey Kong (NAH!)
Music Meister's trying for a Broadway run,
(Sing, Barry Barry Barry Barry Barry, SING!)
Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!
(Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!)
I gotta save the city, gotta rescue everyone.
(He's gotta save the city, gotta rescue everyone!) Bddddddt!
Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!
(Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!)
And maybe when it's over, I can finally have some fun.
(And maybe when it's over, he can finally have some fun.) Can't slow down!
Fastest man, fastest man alive!
[SPOKEN:]
Barry: Hey Elongated Man! Is this song done yet?
Ralph: Got another minute to go, just stretch!
Barry: Easy for YOU to say!
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) Met Harrison Wells, he was the Reverse Flash.
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) Met Wally West, he became the Kid Flash.
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) Met Jay Garrick, alternate Earth Flash!
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) Hello Jesse Quick! Flash! Flash!
Did I make a "Flashpoint"? (Yeah, yeah!)
Did the timeline get screwed up? (Yeah, yeah!)
Tell me did I fix it? (*murmuring*)
C'mon! (You can't win 'em all, bro.)
Weather Wizard, (Go Barry, Barry!) Heat Wave, (Fast Barry, Barry!)
Alchemy, (Go Barry, Barry!) Peek-A-Boo, (Fast Barry, Barry!)
Mirror Master, (Go Barry, Barry!) King Shark, (Fast Barry, Barry!)
uh, Turtle! (This is getting ridiculous!)
Killer Frost! You better be nice or she'll-
Killer Frost! -fill you full of icicles!
Killer Frost! The cold never bothered her
Anywaaaaaay!
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) FLASH! Zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing, zing!
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) FLASH! Zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing!
(Vibe! C'mon Vibe!) FLASH! Zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing, a-
(Vibe!) Zing, a-zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing, zing!
Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!
(Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!) Step Central City! Step Central City!
FLASH! Zing-a-zing, a-zing, a-zing-a-zing, zing! (Speeeeeeeeed FORCE!!!)
(He's gotta save the city, gotta rescue everyone!)
Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!
(Run Barry run, Barry Barry run run!) Detective Joe West, c'mon!
Killer Frost! -fill you full of icicles! (Speeeeeeeeed FORCE!!!)
(And maybe when it's over, he can finally have some fun.) Can't slow down!
Killer Frost! You better be nice or she'll-
Killer Frost! -fill you full of icicles!
Killer Frost! The cold never bothered her
Anywaaaaaay!
credits
released March 6, 2016
Lyrics & vocals by the great Luke Ski
Music by Ben Stahl
Additional music & mixing by Jace Mclain
Killer Frost hook sung by Amanda Cohen
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
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