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Many of the high-end prizes of my Kickstarter were creative endeavors tailored specifically to and about the donors. This sometimes can be frustrating because some of these donors gave me little to no information about themselves for me to work from, despite my repeated attempts to cull information about them from them. Scott Rennison is one such person, which led to me writing the following song. I made the music for this track using the 'Rock' setting on "Magic Garageband". So from a song composing point of view, this is a total cheat, and I'll probably use it again with other music genres it has programmed into it for more songs in this Kickstarter / FAWM album. This is a learning process for me, so please forgive my occasional shortcuts.

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Verse 1:
Who is Scott Rennison?
Is he a 4-Star General no army can defeat?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Or is he selling bootleg “Webster” DVDs out in the street?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Did he get a Fulbright scholarship for discovering ancient prose?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Is he a Saskatchewan thumb-wrestler who punched you in the nose?

Chorus 1:
Who is Scott Rennison?
Does he drink the best champagne? Did he hang Saddam Hussein?
Did he invent a vegan recipe for venison?
Who is Scott Rennison?

Verse 2:
Who is Scott Rennison?
Did he spin straw into gold in exchange for your first born?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Did he make the algorithm that you use to search for porn?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Did he cultivate vaccines to make cancer kids feel better?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Does he work in back at Arby's making me a Beef 'N Cheddar?

Chorus 2:
Who is Scott Rennison?
Did he draw layouts for “Frozen”? Did he discover the Higgs Bosun?
Did he write a slash fanfic about Lord Alfred Tennyson?
Who is Scott Rennison?

Verse 3:
Who is Scott Rennison?
Is he the man who unified a disenfranchised generation?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Or is he just a vision of your drug-fueled imagination?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Did he play Elphaba in “Wicked” on Broadway and win a Tony?
Who is Scott Rennison?
Is he a guy who watches “Evangelion” and “My Little Pony”?

[*phone rings*]

Luke: Oh, oh, sorry, hold on a minute everyone, hold on...

[*picks up phone*]

Luke: Hello?... Oh, he is?... Oh, cool. Thanks...

[*hangs up phone*]

Luke: ...Well, that answers that. ...'kay... Moving on!...

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

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