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What's Up Spock? - Phloxed​-​Up Remix

from unCONVENTIONal by the great Luke Ski

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A parody of "What's Up Doc? (Can We Rock?)" by Fu Schnickens with Shaq about "Star Trek", "Star Trek: The Next Generation", "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine", "Star Trek: Voyager", and "Star Trek: Enterprise".


(*michigan scratch* *Answer me one question!*)
Is the Federation in the house?!?! Aw, yeah! I want all the Klingons in the house to say HO! We're gonna kick it Roddenberry style, here we go!

Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?

Captain's log. It's time to be beginnin', this five year mission.
I am Captain James T. Kirk.
Spock is a Vulcan so his actions are logical and swift
and 'dammit' Bones is a doctor, not a forklift.
Check this out y'all. Sulu warp factor two.
Chekov and Uhura are my senior bridge crew.
Don't play me like a punk, like a tribble or a Klingon.
Scotty's on the ship, so that he can help me beam on.
I'm tellin' all the Romulans and aliens to listen to these soliloquies.
What? Now I'm makin' lots of movies.
Search for Spock? On the floor he's steppin',
but I can't dance like a Genesis weapon.
Back to the T.V. show, I don't know the reason
why a five year mission only lasted three seasons?
Oh no! For goodness sakes, the ratings high? I'm off.
You off? N-B-C ya! Bye!

Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?

I got the show back on the air! You what? I did! I did!
Except this is a newer version for Next Generation kids.
I'm on the Starship E-N-T-E-R, P-R-I-S-E,
a-with the number N-C-C-one-seven-zero-one-D.
It's a hundred years later, it's a thousand man crew,
it's a good thing for me my staff knows what to do. Engage!
Wesley Crusher is not older but he's wiser.
Down in engineering Geordi is my technical ad-visor.
I go see Deanna, she's a shrink and a psych-er.
When it comes to Troi, all the boys, they will like her.
Especially my Number One, Commander Riker.
Got a beard like a stud, and a bod like Formica.
Doctor Crusher is a humanitarian,
And Klingon Worf says 'I am not a merry man!'
So who is the Captain in your neighborhood?
I guess that would be me! Can't you see? I'm chillin' in the center seat?
Cause I, am Jean-Luc Picard,
And if you think that I'm Locutus then you're one of the Borg.
Cause I drink my earl-grey and it's lemon meringue-ey.
I'm makin' more profits than any Ferengi.
Chillin' on the holodeck, I'm calm and I'm serene.
And word to Tasha Yar, I'm headin' for the big screen,
because I'm Deep Space Nine-in', chillin' with Guinan,
Makin' lots of Whoopi while my bald head is shinin',
and I've got the world's best android calculator, named
dunna-dunna-dunna-dunna-dunna-dunna Data!
His body's bionic. His brain's positronic.
Compared to Mr. Data, Albert Einstein's moronic.
I'm the big bad baldie of the whole Federation,
and I'll rock Q from here, to Farpoint Station!

Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?

Rip in the worm hole! Uh, oh. Oh, no!
Relax and you'll be fine here on Deep Space Nine.
Now Bajor is nearer, with Colonel Kira
orderin' more than, the av-er-age Bajoran.
Quark is too quick, yo he's slick like Crisco.
Fortunately, I am Captain Sisko.
I got a shapeshifter named Odo at my side,
He'll kick Quark's butt all over the promenade!
AH-ha-ha-HA! Chief Miles O'Brien.
His expertise flies the ship Defiant.
An adventure? Doc Bashir will be in it,
With an ol' man Dax, you know she's a Trill a minute!
I got my son Jake, and he's hangin' with Nog,
a shrimpy little troll, like Kermit the Frog.
I got more class than Cardassians, and I cannot
be the one to go out like Gul Dukat.
Been hollin' nine-eleven since Wolf three-five-nine
and it's so scary! Roddenberry! Word to Kai Opacca! Can I rock-a?!

What's up, Quark? and
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?

Holo-Doc's attitude could be nicer,
But still I gotta say to him, 'Hail Lord Schweitzer!'
So Voyager's fine, with that Borg babe of mine,
known an Seven-Of-Nine, assimilation's divine!
Neelix, cookin' up the soup du-jour
for Security Vulcan Tuvok 'Shakur'.
Chakotay helps me to adapt.
and Ensign Harry Kim is always getting kidnapped.
The pilot Tom Paris is an egotist-er.
Went out with both of the Delaney sisters.
And I'm sure he'll wanna, get with Be'lanna,
Torres Klingon-a, tryin' to reach nirvana.
Searchin' and scannin' and cavortin',
If we wanna get somewhere, then we better start warpin'.
Captian Janeway's in command at the U-P-N.
Stay tuned, up next is 'Platypus Man!'

Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?
Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?
Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?
Can we rock? What's up, Doctor?

Jon Archer, the Captain about who I’m rappin’, well
It just so happens to be me. I’m battlin’
All those, Suliban freaks who are feeding cheese to
Porthos. Lieutantant Malcolm Reed rules the armory,
Keeping harm from me and the rest of my guys. Trip’s con-
-structions he’ll devise, we’ll function and surpise on this
Funky Enterprise. Travis bustin’ through the skies. Maywea-
-ther will forever helm wherever he flies. I
See Doctor Phlox. A Denobulan medic who
Blocks all the pox with a fox in a box. Hoshi’s
Chillin’, decipherin’ all our prank calls from all the
Klingons. “All your base are belong to us.” But she’s
Not hot as T’Pol is. Vulcan flawless.
Logic and a bod like Lucy Lawless.
Fearless. Be back soon to save you again,
Just as long as you remember that it’s on U.P.N.!

Can we rock? What's up, Phlox?
Can we rock? What's up, Quark?
Can we rock? What's up, Riker?
Can we rock? What's up, Spock?

Aw yeah! Star Trek, Next Generation, Deep Space Nine, Voyager, Enterprise style! Live long and prosper! We outta here! See ya!


from unCONVENTIONal, released August 18, 2005
Lyrics & vocals by the great Luke Ski
Recording and engineering by Jared Ringold




the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

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