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Trekkie Case

from Psycho Potpourri! by the great Luke Ski

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A parody of “Basket Case” by Green Day, about being a Trekkie.

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Do you have the time
To watch some Deep Space Nine,
Or Voyager, Next Gen, or original one?
I am one of those
Fake Spock ear wearing fools.
Obsessive to the bone, no doubt about it.
Sometimes I give you all the creeps.
Haven’t dated since ‘seventy.
So go on call my bluff.
I just can’t get enough
Of Chakotay, Counselor Troi, Sisko, and Bones.

I guess you could call me, a Trekkie case!

I went to a con
Dressed up like a Klingon.
I sold my Mom’s wheelchair to buy the head-ridge.
And while I was there,
Bought Shatner’s underwear
Which I keep sealed up air-tight in a shrine in my fridge.
Guess what I did all month last May?
I spent it stalking George Takei.
I flashed him, he got scared,
And screamed “What is that down there?!”
That’s no tribble Sulu, I’m just happy to see you.

Constellation class,
Is tattooed on my ass!

Don’t got a job, don’t leave my bed.
The TV’s duck taped to my head.
I watch it ‘til I puke,
and if I could meet Jean-Luc,
I’d say “As long as you’re out looking for life, find one for me!”

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from Psycho Potpourri!, released May 9, 1997
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
Engineered by Daniel Robinson

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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