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The Simple Life With Harley Quinn and Daria

from unCONVENTIONal by the great Luke Ski

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Part 5 of a 5 part sketch in which famous cartoon characters compete against each other on the reality TV show "Survivor".

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The Simple Life starring Harley Quinn & Daria Morgendorfer

(*SFX: farm and herd of cattle*)

Harley Quinn: Just look at us! Two single girls, two socially outcast misfits, out on the road, seeking fun and adventure!

Daria: Yes. This will surely be more fun than the Lawndale homecoming pep rally.

Harley Quinn: Oh, c’mon Daria! Turn that frown upside down! That’s what my puddin’ always said! Ah, his charmingly big smile, his broad shoulders, his noggin never quite all there, how I love him so!

Daria: Brittany? Is that you?

Harley Quinn: You just gotta be more like me, cause blondes have more fun!

Daria: Yep, it’s Brittany all right.

Harley Quinn: Now we gotta get our farm chores done here, Daria sweetie. Now take a look at this herd of cattle here. What do you see?

Daria: A metaphor for the American consumer populous?

Harley Quinn: It’s an opportunity to show the boss that we can take charge and coral these hunks of hamburger into the barn! So we’ll split up our duties. Your job is to call the cattle towards us. Here, put on this pink sequined cowboy hat!

Daria: Yee-hah.

Harley Quinn: Now you call them over, while I coral them with the help of my pet hyenas. C’mon babies! Mama has some work for you to do!

(SFX: rabid yowling hyena noises, followed by a cattle stampede)

Harley Quinn: C’mon! Let’s go! (etc.)

Daria: Get along little dough-gie. Yippie-kiyay. (Sigh,) I missed tutoring summer school students for this?

(SFX: end Simple Life segment, return to theme music & campfire sounds)

Jay Sherman: It stinks! Now, If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to head down to the beach and visit some delectable oversized fast food items. Mmm, ach-hem ach-hem ach-hem!

(SFX: Music crescendos, then fades out)

(the end)

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from unCONVENTIONal, released August 18, 2005
Written, performed, and edited by the great Luke Ski
featuring Rachel Thurston as Daria Morgendorfer

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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