Part 3 of a 5 part sketch in which famous cartoon characters compete against each other on the reality TV show "Survivor".
lyrics
Barbera Tribe
Jay Sherman: Over at the Barbera tribe, while certain team members start to feel the pressure of being voted out, a message from the outside world is delivered to one of our players against the will of the producers via a banner being pulled by an airplane.
(SFX: another different ambient beach and/or jungle sound effects in BG)
Iago: I gotta form an alliance with somebody quick or I’m one dead bird. I wish Jafar was here, that was an alliance with brains *and* power. Oh look! It’s the little monkey! Hey monkey, let’s form an alliance! What do you say?
Mojo Jojo: I, Mojo Jojo, do not take offers to form alliances, I give orders to all those around me! I say things and when I say things people hear them and when they hear them they do what I say and I will rule this island and all of Townsville for I am Mojo Jojoooo!!!!
Iago: Sheesh! Forget it! I’m used to monkeys not talking that much! Hey Pinky! You want to form an alliance with me?
Pinky: Oh, no thank you! I’ve already formed an alliance with this Log! Ha ha ha! It’s lo-og! It’s lo-og! It’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood! ZORT!
Ren: Shut up, you eediot!!!
Pinky: Right-O, Ren!
Stewie: Excuse me, dog! I am in need of your excrement handling expertise. You see, I’ve got quite a load in my diaper back here, and since Lois isn’t here and I know that hauling waste is second nature to you, I’d appreciate it if I can break you away from marking your territory long enough to change me.
Ren: Change your stinky diaper? Ha! Do it yourself!
Stewie: Change me now! Before I, uh, oh no, here comes the big dumb cat-looking thing.
Ren: You mean Stimpy?
Stewie: No, the other one.
Brak: Hello, my name is Brak!
Mojo Jojo: Yes, we know! You tell us that every time we see you!
Brak: Why it’s a pleasure to meet you too! And your name is?
Mojo Jojo: I, am MOJO JOJO! My superior simian intellect will make me the best and consequently make you the worst and with me as the best and you as the worst I will be the one who will be winning all the challenges and food stuffs and Kia automobile bonus prizes for I, Mojo Jojo, will be the ultimate Survivor!!!!
Brak: Hello, my name is Brak!
Mojo Jojo: Aaaauugh!!!
(SFX: The sound of an explosion in the water far away, Sealab blowing up)
Iago: What the hell was that?
Brak: Oh, that was just Sealab blowing up again. It does that about every 12 minutes.
Stewie: I do say, Pinky, you’re a lab rat familiar with scientific experimentation. I think with my keen intellect and your willingness to be continually abused, we could make quite the unstoppable force to conquer this show and soon after the rest of the planet! What do you say?
Pinky: Are you kidding? POIT! Hanging around with short mammals with oversized heads who have daily ambitious world domination plans is my bag, baby! Hee hee hua ha, NARF!
Stewie: Exellent! Anything would be better than teaming with those two stupid monkeys.
Mojo Jojo: I am not stupid!
Brak: I am not a monkey!
Mojo Jojo: I, Mojo Jojo, will form an unbreakable alliance with Ren Hoek the Ashthma Hound Chihuahua by using the power of the anubis jewels to control his doggie mind! Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Ren: You sick little monkey! Why I oughta!
(SFX: Ren gets zapped)
Ren: I, am, so, happy! I, must, go, do, nice, things, for, my best friend, Mojo Jojo!
Mojo Jojo: Haa ha ha ha ha!!!
Stewie: Hmm, what in impressive device! Perhaps I could use such a thing on Brain when I get home. Get him to maul Lois or something. Rupert, are you writing this down? Rupert! Stop reading Cosmopolitan and pay attention!
Iago: Well, Brak, it looks like it’s just you and me, chump. You want to form an alliance?
Brak: Why sure thing, Zazu!
Iago: It’s Iago!
Brak: Why sure thing, Iago! In fact, I’m so happy about our new friendship, I’m gonna sing a song about my new buddy!
(SFX: Can we add music to this? Synth Piano?)
Brak: (singing) Well he’s short and red and from Tiera Del Fuego!…
Iago: What?
Brak: …His name’s like the waffle, and they call him Eggo! Oh, Eggo the parrot is my best pal! We’re gonna ride a caterpillar to the rainbow land of turnips, where dinosaurs do your taxes and everyone smells like six pounds of bacon in a five meter bacon pouch! (etc.)
Iago: I left Disney for this?
(SFX: propellor airplane flying)
Iago: Hey Brak, there’s a plane up there in the sky pulling a banner. Looks like it’s a message for you.
Brak: Well let me see there, buddy! Wow! Hey! All right! Lemmie read it! It says, “Dear Brak. This is Zorak. Nobody likes you. They think you are are stupid and dumb and annoying and ugly and a big baby and you’re probably going to start crying before you even get done reading thi-AAAAAAHHHH!!! (Brak cries)
Zorak: (heard in the distance on the plane: Laughing) Take that, jackass! Mua ha ha ha! (etc.)
credits
from unCONVENTIONal,
released August 18, 2005
Written, performed, and edited by the great Luke Ski
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