the great Luke Ski, featuring Carrie Dahlby, Amy Sienkowski, & Rachel Thurston - Sex Kittens From Mars

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An original late-80's/early-90's style dance pop song written for Broom Street Theatre's 2000 production of the Brian Wild musical, "Sex Kittens From Mars". The song had to be cut from the music for time, but was produced for this album in 2005.

lyrics

1st verse:

Hello there, space person. So glad you could visit.
And by the looks of you, you seem so exquisite.
It’s been a long trip, why don’t you take a ‘paws’.
You know that “R and R” is a standard ‘claws’.
This rock’s revolvin’, while were evolvin’,
We’re upright kitty cats who land on our feet.
So make a beeline, straight to a feline,
You’ll learn this planet’s red because we are all in heat.

1st chorus:

We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars…
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
Climb in my litter box and things will be fine,
The time of your life will be my time of nine,
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars.

2nd verse:

This is the planet where no passion is hidden.
Spaying and neutering are long since forbidden.
You’ll never stray once you have seen what you’re getting.
I’ll twitch my whiskers during your heavy petting.
So if you’re smitten, for this here kitten,
Come on and cross my path, white, brown, gray, or black.
First there’s some growlin’, and then some yowlin’,
You don’t need Dr. Seuss to get this ‘Cat In The Sack’.

2nd chorus:

We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars…
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
You be my Ro-Meow, I’ll be Juliet,
I’ll cough up hairballs just so you can play Vet.
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars.

Middle 8:

Yeah, if you’re looking for some tail,
We’ll make you caterwaul and wail and sing…
I’ll be the Martian you want most,
So come on, bring your scratching post,
and then I’ll play with your balls… (Vocalist A holds note on balls)
Oh yes, we’ll play with your balls… (Vocalist B holds note on balls)
Oh yes, we’ll play with your balls… (Vocalist C holds note on balls, until they all end)
…of string!

Bridge Rap:

Hello Kitty! Come and cross my path,
And see Garfield taking a Lasagna bath,
Catwoman and Stimpy in a puddle of drool,
And MC Skat Kat doin’ Paula Abdul!
Josie and her Pussycats’ whiplash
Made Sylvester shout ‘Sufferin’ Succotash!”
And I’m Tom, don’tchya know? Are you ready to go?
Cause I’m a pimp Lion-O and you’re my Thundercat HOOOOO!!!






3rd verse:

So take advantage of our astro-diversion.
Our prime directive is a life of ‘purr’-version.
There’s nothing better than a tongue bath for two.
Collars and leashes both for me and for you.
Take away his keys; give him some Friskies,
This cat scratch fever will give you Martian fits.
I’ll make you cripple, with my cat-nip-ple,
When you get home you’ll say “I tawt I taw puddy tits!”

3rd chorus:

We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars…
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
We’ll trap your mouse with stuff more tempting than cheese,
A Siamese down on her knees, if you please.
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars.

Final chorus:

Awwrr-ME-YOW!!!
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars…
We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… from beyond the stars…
Join our Meow Mixer, come on don’t be a tease,
When you leave, you’ll say. “Thanks for the mammories!”

Brief parody aside (done to the tune of “Memory” from the musical “Cats”):

Mammories,
Hey man, check out these boobies,
Why drink milk from a saucer,
When you can suck on these… (*dog barks, cat yowls and hisses*)

Return to the final chorus & finale:

We are the sex (SEX!) kittens… sex kittens from Mars.
Meow-ow-ow…
Sex kittens from Mars.
Meow-ow-ow…
Sex kittens from Mars.
Meow-ow-ow…
Sex kittens from Mars.
Snarf!

credits

from unCONVENTIONal, released August 18, 2005
Lyrics & rap vocals by the great Luke Ski
Lead vocals by Carrie Dahlby, Amy Sienkowski, and Rachel Thurston
Basis music: "Dance Of The Sex Kittens" by Brian Wild
Vocal arrangement by Carrie Dahlby, based on ideas from the great Luke Ski
Vocal coaching by Carrie Dahlby
Synth piano accompaniment by Rachel Thurston
Barky the Canine Music Critic by Ken Sherlock

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

I am a Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor at Cartoon Network. The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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