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Ranma Saotome

from Psycho Potpourri! by the great Luke Ski

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A parody of "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys, about the Japanese cartoon "Ranma ½".

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Soun: Ranma!
Shampoo: Ranma!
Ryoga: Ranma!
Akane: Ranma!

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno and Kodachi, I am always watching, my TV.

Ranma Saotome. He lives in such dismay.
One splash with cold water, and he changes his gender.
His hair will turn red, shorten his height, and improve his chest.
You would be upset too if you were magically dismembered.
Like Ranma Saotome.

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno and Kodachi, I am always watching,
Ranma Saotome. With Akane, why is he such a
Disgruntled fiancé? He's Ranma Saotome.

Come one, come all, to Tendo training hall.

Kodachi the black rose, a pizza girl named Ukyo,
And amazon Shampoo all fight for his affections.
Mousse is going blind, Kuno's a legend in his own mind,
And Ryoga goes in all the wrong directions.
She's Ranma Saotome.

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno and Kodachi, I am always watching,
Ranma Saotome. Soun and Genma play checkers all the day.
Kasumi bakes soufflé, for Ramna Saotome.

The girls got curves, and Happosai's a perv.

Happosai: What a haul, what a haul!
Ranma: What do you think you're doing, you old letch?
Happosai: I'll make you a deal, how's about a pair of Akane's panties?
Ranma: What are you, nuts? Why would I want that tomboy's panties?
Akane: Who are you calling a tomboy? You're an even bigger pervert than him!

Nabiki makes yen manipulating all the men.
Akane can't decide to kiss him, or punch him in the head.
Poor Ranma Saotome.

Akane, Ryoga, Happosai, Soun, Genma,
Ukyo, Nabiki, Shampoo, Mousse, Kasumi,
Kuno and Kodachi, I am always watching,
Ranma Saotome. The U.S.A. needs more anime.
So send some more today. Send Ranma Saotome.

Ranma: What'd you do that for? Akane, can’t you just hear me out for once?
Akane: Pervert!
Ranma: Whooooaaa!!
Happosai: Ha ha ha ha!
Ranma: Damn you, old man!
Nabiki: Don’t they ever get tired of that constant fighting?
Happosai: I don’t think so!

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from Psycho Potpourri!, released May 9, 1997
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
Engineered by Daniel Robinson

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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