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My Name Is Al Bundy

from Uber Geek by the great Luke Ski

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A parody of "My Name Is" by Eminem, about the TV sitcom "Married With Children"

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Hi! My name is, my name is, my name is…
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name is…
Hi! My name is, my name is, my name is… (Love and Marriage)

Excuse me, can I have the family in Fox viewing positions?

Gee shmoes, do you like TV shows?
One ones with the kids and a mother and a father and all the best he knows?
Well forget 'em, 'cause we all know that he blows,
And listen to my life story, called "My Three Woes".
A redhead who'd known me took me out for minestrone.
I got drunk and I woke up in a state of matrimony. (Oh no!)
Then soon Peg said "Al Bundy, to bed we went." (We did?)
"We had sex and bred, now I'm pregnant." (Aaaah!)
First came Kelly who's dumber than grape jelly,
Followed next by Bud who's love life is Hell he'd so often tell me.
Add fill-in my dog Buck who's just chillin', (Ruff!)
And now you know exactly how I got to be Married With Children.
I sell a lifetime of shoes, and I always lose,
Got the permanent blues, and bad hygene like Beetlejuice. (It's showtime!)
This channel sucks! (Dad, wait a minute, this is our station!)
I don’t give a crap, Fox sent me to syndication!

Hi! My name is (what?), my name is (who?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is (Peg?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Al.), my name is (AL!), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Dad.), my name is (Daddy!), my name is… Al Bundy!

I once scored four touchdowns in one game at Polk High,
But now I cry, selling shoes to hippopotami.
A Schaumburg Mall is now my prison.
Dealing with these women who look like Godzilla is giving me an aneurism! (roooar!)
Peg hangs with Marcy, with the last name of Darcy.
She acts like a chicken, with a body built like parsley.
Married to Jefferson. Pretty boy house husband.
We go out to a nudie bar and spend all of Marcy's tens!
"Psychodad" was the name of my favorite program.
We watch reruns of it at the meetings of N.O. M.A.A.M..
I come home from work and find Peg on the sofa.
She says she'll make dinner after her marathon of Oprah.
I can't enjoy my "Big 'Uns" 'cause my daughter's in the centerfold.
Each shoe I ever sold has added to my getting' old.
I called Dr. Kevorkian to help me 'cause my life is wrecked,
But he wouldn't accept my call from 1-800-COLLECT!

Hi! My name is (what?), my name is (who?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is (Peg?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Al.), my name is (AL!), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Dad.), my name is (Daddy!), my name is… Al Bundy!

Help me, she wants some more sex from me! (Oooh Al!)
Peggy please, can't you see that I'm watching the TV?
I can't tell what Buck thinks, because he's not translatable.
Bud's brain is debatable because his last date was inflatable.
He once thought his Grandmaster B image was the way to go,
But all the girls saw right through it like a plate window.
Peg bought me underwear that's all made of wool.
I drive to work in my Dodge, but it can't outrun a lame Yugo.
Peg shops with all the money I got.
And when she stops, she'll eat bon bons right out of the box.
I'm lookin' around for my baby pumpkin', but she's not here.
She's out picking up all the Chicago sailors at Navy Pier!
My kids are driving me completely insane in the head.
But they're Bundys, so I'll stick by 'em 'til the day that I'm dead.
I love my Peg, (yeah, that's right) and it's safe to say I'd rather have her,
Then do some stupid show like "Unhappily Ever After".

Hi! My name is (what?), my name is (who?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (huh?), my name is (Peg?), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Al.), my name is (AL!), my name is… Al Bundy!
Hi! My name is (Dad.), my name is (Daddy!), my name is… Al Bundy!

I'm Al Bundy, yes I'm the real Bundy, all you other Al Bundys just ain't that damn funny.
So won't the real Al Bundy please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?
Yeah I'm Al Bundy, yes I'm the real Bundy, all you other Al Bundys just ain't that damn funny.
So won't the real Al Bundy please stand up? Please stand up? Please stand up?

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from Uber Geek, released April 26, 2002
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
Additional vocals: J Styles
Music & engineering: Daniel Robinson

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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