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the great Luke Ski, featuring Worm Quartet - Map Light

from Greatest Hits Volume 2: 2004​-​2009 by the great Luke Ski

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    This is a two album set covering the second part of my career, full of my most popular tracks from my 6th through 9th CDs which are all out of print. It has 32 tracks, including "Grease Wars", "You Don't Know Jack", "Battlestar Rhapsody", "BACON!", "My Favorite Part", "Vader Boy", "Too Much Stuff", and many more that made Dr. Demento's Funny Five and year-end countdowns. It's over 2 1/2 hours of music, an excellent continuation of the comedy music career of the great Luke Ski.

    Note: This collection actually was released on March 9th, 2015, but I listed it here as August 14th, 2009 because that's where the written material on this collection fits within my career chronologically.

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An original speed metal synth-punk song about the little light on your rearview mirror.

lyrics

(1,2,3,4)

I am driving in my car!

And I'm going really far!

Miles and miles all through the night!

But now something isn't right!

I look over at my wife!

She is the love of my life!

She's not reading anyway!

All the time she makes me say!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!


Now were stopping at the mall!

Eighty stores, she shops them all!

Boredom reigns to no avail!

Because I’m a stupid male!

Hours later, finally leave!

Fate has something up it’s sleeve!

Car’s dead in the parking lot!

All because my wife forgot to

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!


Are you done reading your magazine?

Yes.

Then can you turn off the map light please?

I’m looking for my cigarettes.

Fine… Find them?

Yes.

So can you turn the map light off now?

Well I’m trying to find a CD in my bag.

Uhh… Get it?

Yeah, here it is.

Well once you put it on, turn off the map light.

I need to eat my side salad.

Uhhhh!

I can’t eat it in the dark, I’ll get it on my blouse!

Well after that can you turn off the map light please?

Well after that I need to put on my make up.

Aah! Why didn’t you do that before we left?

Well you were in such a hurry to leave!

Sigh… Well after THAT can you turn off the map light please?

Well after that I want to read this article in the new issue of Cosmo

called “13 subtle signs that your husband might be a nagging, neurotic,

obsessive-compulsive, anal-retentive control freak.”

RRRRAAAAHHHH!!!!


Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Turn off the God Damn

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

Map light! MAP LIGHT!

MAP LIGHT!!!


(Map light! Map light indeed. I likey the Map Light. It’s a map, and it’s a light. It’s a purty map light!)

credits

from Greatest Hits Volume 2: 2004​-​2009, track released August 18, 2005
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
Music, recording, engineering, mixing, and accompanying vocals by ShoEboX of Worm Quartet

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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