Klaus: I’m not sure, Mien Heir. There’s some confusion with the schedule. You better come out here.
Roger: Oh, all right! (sigh) For the love of Alf, I swear. (opens door) Okay people, listen up, because we don’t have a lot of time here. Coming up next at 4:00 we have Invader Zim. Zim, are you ready?
Zim: An Invader is always ready, my fellow superior non-human-meat-scum.
Gir: I get to play the Pig-O-Phone! (Gir plays Pig-O-Phone)
Roger: What song will you be parodying?
Zim: I will be parodying “I’ll Stand By You” by Carrie Underwood.
Roger: Wow! How current and ambitious! What’s it called?
Zim: It’s called “ALL HUMANS WILL BE ENSLAVED AND EXTERMINATED BY THE MIGHTY IRKEN SPACE ARAMADA OF DOOM!!!” (Gir plays Pig-O-Phone)
Roger: Well, that kinda doesn’t scan too well. Or at all, for that matter. All right, after that will be Ignignokt and Err at 4:30,
Ignignokt: Correction, we shall be recording at 4:20.
Err: Smokin’ our weed!
Ignignokt: That’s right, Err. We are condoning the use of illegal substances, because we’re cool.
Err: Cool like your Mom was, back in the day!
Roger: So you guys are doing a song about “Aqua Teen Hunger Force”?
Ignignokt: No, we will be doing a cover version of the Moxy Fruvous song “You Will Go To The Moon”.
Err: We love the Moon! ‘Cause it is close to us!
Ignignokt: That’s right, Err. And when you go to the Moon, you will buy one of our time-shares. And we will spend your money on prostitutes.
Err: I like They Might Be Giants and Moxy Fruvous!
Roger: Well, it’s been done before, but hey, whatever floats your boat. Okay, next on the list at 5:00, um, is there a Doctor Girlfriend in the house?
Dr. Girlfriend: Right here, sweetie.
Roger: Nice retro look there, Jackie-O! You and your entourage here to do a parody about “the Venture Brothers”?
Dr. Girlfriend: No, we’re here to do a song for my new hubby, the Monarch.
#21: Yeah, I wrote it myself! It’s gonna be called “Don’t Cha Wish Your Dr. Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me”?
#24: But that doesn’t make any sense! It should be “Don’t Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Dr. Girlfriend?”
#21: That’s so redundant!
#24: Well yours scans for crap! Why can’t we do my idea “Butterfly Misses”?
#21: Sure, that’s a good idea, if you’re gay!
#24: Shut up! You’re gay!
Roger: Stop bickering, you’re both gay! Dr. G., why don’t you confer with your minions and get your song figured while you have the time, kay?
Dr. Girlfriend: Sure thing, Roger. I can’t take you two anywhere! If you ever want to lay a woman like me, you’d better learn to act like real men!
Roger: Then, last slot of the day, 5:30, Mr. Ruckus?
Uncle Ruckus: That’s Uncle Ruckus. No relation.
Roger: And you’re here to do a song about “The Boondocks” I take it?
Uncle Ruckus: Heavens, no! There’s way too many ethnic characters on that show for my tastes. I’m here to do a song in tribute to the single greatest cartoon ever made, “Winnie The Pooh”.
Roger: “Winnie The Pooh?”
Uncle Ruckus: “Winnie The Pooh.”
Roger: Okay, um, I’m actually scared to ask this, but, what’s your song?
Uncle Ruckus: I’m gonna do a new song I just made up, called…
Roger: Oh, here it comes…
Uncle Ruckus: “Don’t Trust Them New Tiggers Over There”
Roger: And I’m out. I’ll be at the bar if you need me.
Uncle Ruckus: Don’t trust them new Tiggers over there,
Lisping all their S’es everywhere,
Them Bouncy, Pouncy Tiggers,
With their fur all full of chiggers,
Don’t trust them new Tiggers over there!
Gir: I go ‘splodey now! Ha ha haaa! (EXPLOSION!)
(the end)
credits
from BACONspiracy!,
released August 2, 2007
Performed & edited by the great Luke Ski
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
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