Jerry: "Do you have a 'Hello Newman'? Well, sir, there is a lot more to a 'Hello Newman' than meets the eye. You don't just, you don't just say 'Hello Newman'."
Well, now, allow me to explain,
About the four of New York urbane.
They mostly like to sit and complain,
Maybe it's because their life's so mundane,
Plain, inane, I said,
It's always about nothing, that is their refrain.
But still, Jerry, Kramer, George and Elaine,
Still got the crazy antics which will entertain,
Inside Jerry's cabinet, it does contain,
Frankenberry, Cheerios, Nutri-Grain.
Kramer's insane, George is lame (lame),
Elaine ended the Soup Nazi's reign.
They once had a contest to see who'd maintain,
No gratification that they must abstain,
In the end Jerry did remain,
The master of his domain.
Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry.
Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza.
Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry.
Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza.
Cosmo Kramer pays no fee.
Bustin' through the door, the man needs no key.
Eatin' all the food, so what is he?
Pimp mack hero of the bourgeoisie!
He's got a wooden statue of a Cherokee,
He'll make your likeness in macaroni,
And at Christmas time, you can plainly see,
He's got a Festivus pole, don't need no tree.
Jerry hears a knock, unfortunately,
Open the door, who could it be?
Newman next door addressee,
Mailman big as a manatee.
George lies his way into catastrophe,
Said he worked for Vandalay Industries,
I asked Elaine if she'd get with me,
She said I wasn't sponge-worthy!
Seinfeld: "First, you must open the door properly for Newman. You'll notice whenever I open the door for Newman is different from the way I open the door for everybody else. You want to get a wide swing, you want to open that door all the way, cause you want to REVEAL Newman, in all his Newman."
You see George Costanza in his Yankee's cap,
He got caught in a shrinkage trap,
His balding head is his handicap,
Teased the Bubble Boy until he made him snap.
Jerry's stand up is tip top,
George's relationships always flop,
Elaine dances the Jackass Bop,
Cosmo Kramer's been known to say:
"Erm...GIDDYUP!"
Tweety Pez Dispenser made Elaine flip,
Eats a big salad with dressing drip.
Won't spare a square of T.P. to rip.
On her Christmas card I saw her nip!
Come now to the restaurant see the clan,
Jerry Seinfeld is the man,
Boldly in the nightclub he will stand,
Like the S on the chest of Superman.
Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry.
Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza.
Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry.
Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza.
Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry.
Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza.
Kramer, Costanza, Elaine, and Jerry.
Elaine and Jerry, Kramer, Costanza.
Seinfeld: "And also you want to give him the opportunity to take his little step that he always does, right? And then when he comes in and he looks at you and he waits! He waits for his 'Hello Newman'. And he looks at you with those beady little eyes, and you must think of all the evil in them. And you must say to him 'Hello Newman.'"
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