Kenny Was A Kid From South Park

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    This a two CD set covering the first half of my career, full of my most popular tracks from my first 5 CDs which are all out of print. It has 40 tracks, including "Stealing Like A Hobbit", "Peter Parker", "Insane And The Brain", "Kenny Was A Kid From South Park", "House Party At Arkham Asylum", "It's A Fanboy Christmas", and many more that made Dr. Demento's Funny Five countdowns. It also contains 2 songs which I remade especially for this collection, "Fanboy" & "Gowron Said Knock You Out", and three live performance tracks from MarsCon. It's over 2 1/2 hours of music, an excellent introduction to the comedy music career of the great Luke Ski.

    Note: This collection actually was released on May 21st, 2010, but I listed it here as March 4th, 2006 because that's where this collection fits in my career chronologically (the date when the live tracks were performed).

    Includes unlimited streaming of Greatest Hits Volume 1: 1996-2003 via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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A parody of “Jerry Was A Race Car Driver” by Primus, about "South Park".

lyrics

*Opening theme lead-in.
(music begins)
*Hmhmhm… I thought you just came from the bathroom… Hmhmhm!…
*Ppbbt!… You farted!… ha ha ha… Somebody’s baking brownies…
*Smells like you slaughtered a cow in there, Kenny!…
*Mmm, it smells like dead fish here… Hmhmhm… Aw, man, that is nasty!… I dont think I’ve ever seen a kid as cool as you, Kenny…
*Now, now that is a dirty little bastard!…

Kenny was a kid from South Park.
He says he’s glad to see ya. *Hmhmhm…
When he’s not gettin smashed, stampeded, or shot,
he’s got explosive diarrhea. *Hmhmhm…ppbbt!…
Kyle was a kid from South Park.
He’s a 3rd grade Jewish tyke. *Hey you scrawny sh-beep!…
After cussin out aliens
he’ll play football with his brother Ike.

*Check this one out. Ready Ike? Kick the baby!… Don’t kick the baby!… Kick the baby!… Punt… Squeal… Crash!…

Stan was a kid from South Park.
Sister beat’em up everyday.
He barfs each time he talks to the girls,
and his dog, Sparky, is gay. *Down, Sparky, down!…
Cartman was a kid from South Park.
He’s the one with flaming gas. *Ppbbt-woosh!… Ooow!…
When he walks down the street, people go,
‘God dammit, that’s a big fat ass!’

*Beefcake!…
*Yeah, I want Cheesy Poofs!…
*I didn’t have an anal probe!…
*God dammit, my mom is not on the cover of Crack Whore Magazine!…
*Yea…

Kenny was a kid from South Park,
and he’ll tell you it aint no lie, *Kenny death sting music
that when you’re growin up in South Park
every day’s a good day to die.

*Howdy Ho!…
*That has got to be the most ridiculous load of pig crap I have ever seen!…
*Cows trampling Kenny
*Oh my God!…
*They killed Kenny!…
*You bastards!…

credits

from Greatest Hits Volume 1: 1996​-​2003, released July 28, 2003
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
Music & engineering: Daniel Robinson

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

I am a Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor at Cartoon Network. The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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