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A parody of “The Warrior” by Patty Smyth of Scandal, about Cartoon Network’s “Mighty MagiSwords”, created by Kyle A. Carrozza.

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Ooooooooooh, oh oh ooooooh, woh oh oh oh ooooh oh!

(Verse 1)
You seek a hero that’s really great?
Well please allow me to alliterate.
My purple perm and piggy ponyard have pizazz!
Prohyas: Just don’t bring up that funny accent she has.

(spoken:)
Oh no you did not!
Prohyas: Yes I did.
OCH!

I’ll fight all foes no matter how absurd.
My eyes see red! [Prohyas: Your eyes *are* red.] Heh, word.
I’ll break out my Mighty Magiswords,
And whether or not I win or lose,
might depend on the sword I choose! [Announcer: (with Vambre) CHOOSE!]

(Chorus 1)
Keepin’ veggie swords from Hoppus,
Hoppus: Boing, boing!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Prohyas: And I’m, Prohyas!
Well I’m Vambre Warrior,
and we’ll complete your mission,
if you will hire
the Warriors!
The Warriors!

(Verse 2:)
My brother has a turquoise mullet,
and he throws Slugburgers down his gullet.
His sword-y puns, they get to me.
Prohyas: But it’s real cutting-edge comedy! Ha ha, get it?

BOOOOO-OOOO-OOO!!!

Our quest’s whate’er our client pleases,
‘cause that’s the nature of our bweezness.
Cross Rhyboflayven our swords are drawn.
Adversaries will not stand a chance.
I loathe them almost as much as I HATE PANTS!

(Chorus 2:)
Even Phil the thief can’t stop us!
Phil: Ha, HA!!!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Prohyas: I’m still Prohyas!
Well I’m Vambre Warrior,
and we’ll make you go fishin’
with Dolphin Water!
The Warriors!
The Warriors!
We are the W-
Prohyas: Accordion MagiSword solo!
OCH!

(bridge - 9 measures)

(spoken:)
Tree-Jay: Zing, man! This is Tree-Jay comin’ atcha, and you’re startin’ off your
wacky weekend wangdoodle listening to the latest hit by Vambre & Prohyas, the
“Warriors For Hire”, exclusively right here on WDDF, The Forest!
Tweeter the Soundbird: The-the-the-the-the-the-the FOREST!

Get off the table, weirdo!
Prohyas: *You’re* a table!

(Chorus 3:)
Doing jobs for Princess Zange!
Prohyas: Is it dangerous? Yeah, prob’bly.
The Warriors!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
That Hooded Woman’s Mysterious,
Grup has no need to fear us,
And Oldman might die.
The Warriors!
Prohyas: Duder, my manliness is multifold!
Zombie Pumpkin MagiSword: Multifold!
The Warriors!

(Chorus 4:)
Someone tell Nohyas he’s not us!
Nohyas: NO YEAH!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Handbre: Comment allez-vous?
Yes I’m Vambre Warrior!
Victory is ours!
Phil: Even when Phil loses, he wins!

(Chorus fade out:)

Rexxtopher just wants to stomp us!
Rexxtopher: Criminy butts!
I’m Vambre Warrior!
Prohyas: Prohyas is still in the song also! Heeey!

credits

released September 30, 2016
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
Vocals by Carrie Dahlby & the great Luke Ski
Music & mixing by Jeff Dutton aka Bonecage

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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