This song is a parody of LL Cool J's "I'm That Type Of Guy", a song about a sneaky lover with a video featuring LL as a covert operative using all his espionage skills to break into the U.S. national scantily-clad hottie depository. Which led me to think, well, just what type of spy is he? And is there another modern spy more deserving of a task like that? The answer is yes, of course there is, and he lives in Burbank. I'm talking about "Chuck", the titlular character of NBC's awesome spy show about to enter it's 5th and final season, starring the nerd machine himself, Zachary Levi. So I hope all you internet-dwelling Chuck fans tell all your online friends about this song available here at the FuMP dot com, and it's excellent FAN VIDEO made by Emily Ann Meyer, which world premiered at Nerdapalooza 2011. Music for this track is by Jared Ringold.
This song is from my new album "Be Amused By Me", which also has songs about Anime, Serenity, The Big Bang Theory, Bruce Campbell, Kevin Smith films, Monty Python, Red Dwarf, Disney buying Marvel, Twitter, Mel Brooks, and my big Dr. Demento Show hit of 2011 about Peanuts, "Snoopy The Dogg". You can get it from my website LukeSki.com, available as an instant MP3 download, or on CD with instant MP3 download.
You're the type of spy, who drinks a cold martini,
Seducing some young hottie, who's clad in a bikini.
I'm the type of spy, who's got computers to fix,
Working all day in retail. Clean up on aisle six!
You're the type of spy, who drives an Aston Martin,
Facing foreign bad guys, to stop the wars they're startin'.
I'm the type of spy, who's been down on his luck.
I'm Agent Charles Bartowski, but, uh, you can call me "Chuck".
Cause I'm that type of spy. Bu-uy More! Buy More!
I'm that type of spy. Bu-uy More! Buy More!
I'm that type of spy. Bu-uy More! Buy More!
I'm that type of spy. Bu-uy More! Buy More!
You're the type of spy, seducing every female. (Austin Powers: Yeah, baby!)
I'm the type of spy, who shouldn't have opened his e-mail.
I thought it was 'keyboard cat', or something cute and inane,
That's when the Intersect uploaded itself into my brain.
Now I'm the type of spy, ehh, who doesn’t want to do this.
I flash upon some intel, and make a face like Jerry Lewis. (Jerry Lewis: Lady!)
Casey's the type of spy, who'll snap you like a stick.
An NSA Marine, who drives a Crown Vic. (Casey: Shiny!)
Sarah's the type of spy, who's a fighter, not a lover,
But as my CIA protector, she's my girlfriend undercover.
Hand-to-hand combat, you should see the guys she's mangled.
Romantic complications? Huh, yeah, We're en-"Tangled"
I'm that type of spy. Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: Here comes the smolder!)
I'm that type of spy. Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: They just can't get my nose right!)
I'm that type of spy. Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: Frying pans! Who knew?)
I'm that type of spy. Ne-erd Herd! Nerd Herd!
(Flynn Rider from Tangled: Ow! My smolder!)
Morgan's the type of spy, who'll take a Mac and reprogram it.
You're the type of spy, who's always saying (Jack Bauer from 24: DAMMIT!)
Morgan's the type of spy, who's got my back when things get weird.
He's like my own Chloe O'brien, with a well-groomed beard.
You're the type of spy, who's using all your Leverage.
Awesome's the type of guy, who'll make you a protein beverage.
Ellie's the type of doc, who'll make a cast and give you a crutch.
You're the type of spy who (Maxwell Smart from Get Smart: Missed it by 'that' much!)
Beckman's the type of spy, with whom we correspond.
Volkoff's the type of spy, with a strong family Bond.
Jeff and his pal Lester, just can't get any dumber,
But they'll crash Big Mike's wedding, with a rockin' musical number!
I'm that type of spy. Je-effster! Jeffster!
I'm that type of spy. Je-effster! Jeffster!
I'm that type of spy. Je-effster! Jeffster!
I'm that type of spy. Je-effster! Jeffster!
B-U-Y M-O-R-E is the place to be.
To buy nuclear weapons, or an HD TV.
Bombs aborted, drug cartels thwarted, Blu-Ray discs sorted.
Heh, we'd use another set, but NBC just can't afford it.
I'm the type of spy, playin' Xbox "Medal of Honor".
My Dad is Captain Archer, and my Mom is Sarah Connor.
I'm the type of spy with a Castle in my basement,
Where I eat a Cold Cut Combo (*nom nom*), cuz, you know, product placement.
I'm that type of spy. Su-ubway! Subway!
I'm that type of spy. Su-ubway! Subway!
Five! Five dollar! Su-ubway! Subway!
Five dollar footlong! Su-ubway! Subway!
So delicious!
Yeah. Uh huh. Uh huh. Ha ha ha haaa!
(Sam Axe from Burn Notice: You know spies, a bunch of bitchy little girls!)
credits
from Be Amused By Me,
released August 4, 2011
Lyrics & vocals by the great Luke Ski
Music for this track is by Jared Ringold.
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
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