A parody of "Lump" by the Presidents Of The United States Of America, about the movie "Forrest Gump".
Note: This song was written, recorded, released, and performed live before "Weird Al" Yankovic's "Gump" was released.
lyrics
Forrest: My momma always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get.
Gump sat alone, waiting for a bus,
With his suitcase and a box of chocolates.
Tells us about his interesting life.
His momma and Bubba and Jenny his wife.
He's Gump, He's Gump,
Slow in the head.
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump,
The life he led.
Played football for Alabama state,
Saved Lieutenant Dan from his Vietnam fate.
Played ping pong like it ain't no thing.
Is Gump catchin' shrimp or rockin' out with the king?
He's Gump, He's Gump,
His magic shoes,
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump,
Will never lose.
Bubba, Bubba, ba Bubba Gump.
Bubba, Bubba, ba Bubba Gump.
Bubba, Bubba, ba Bubba Gump.
Bubba!
Gump went on a long cross-county run.
Made love just once and had a little son.
Went and mowed his lawn just for fun every day,
Then he met the Presidents of the U. S. of A.!
He's Gump, He's Gump,
His head is buzzed.
He's Gump, He's Gump,
"Stupid is as stupid does."
Will Gump sail the Bayou? I think so.
Is he our favorite guy shit happens to? I think so.
Will Gump have a nice day? I think so.
Will Gump take the Oscar away?
Forrest: And that's all I have to say about that.
credits
from Psycho Potpourri!,
released May 9, 1997
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
J. Styles as Forrest
Performed at a Rocky Horror Picture Show near Toledo, OH, on March 9th, 1996
Engineered by Daniel Robinson
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
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