A parody of "Mama Said Knock You Out" by LL Cool J, about the Klingons of "Star Trek", specifically the "Deep Space Nine" episode "The Way Of The Warrior".
lyrics
Don't call it a comeback! We've been here for years!
Conquerin' worlds, fillin' suckas with fear!
Cruisin' along in my Klingon Bird Of Prey,
Waiting for judgement day.
Dominion! Overpowerin'!
The Alpha Quadrant is cowerin',
But they'll stop, when I drop
These lyrics that'll make you shout "QAPLA!"
The nightmare's here! The battle is soon,
So go and prepare.
The Way of the Warrior's always to slice and dice.
Federation's paying the price!
I'm gonna knock you out! (HUUUUH!)
Gowron said knock you out! (HAAAAH!)
I'm gonna knock you out! (HUUUUH!)
Gowron said knock you out! (HAAAAH!)
Don't you call us a regular race! Ah,ah,ah,ah
We rule outer space. Ah,ah,ah,ah
We're gonna take your itty bitty world by storm. Ah,ah,ah,ah
You have just been warned.
So full of Honor, just like Emperor Kahless. Ah,ah,ah,ah
Watch me take this horn by the bull. Ah,ah,ah,ah
Who do you have a beef with? Ah,ah,ah,ah
Why do you mess with me, Ah,ah,ah,ah
The honorful Klingon? Ah,ah,ah,ah
And when I pull out my bat'leth, get ready, it'll bring on death! Ah,ah,ah,ah
Try to catch your breath, Ah,ah,ah,ah
I'll kill you just like MacBeth. Ah,ah,ah,ah
Cardassia's infiltrated with,
Founders who can shape-shift.
They’re morphin' endorphins.
Captain Sisko's got Commander Worf,
An old toothless grizna cat? Ah,ah,ah,ah
There's no way were we're going out like that! Ah,ah,ah,ah
I'm gonna knock you out! (HUUUUH!)
Gowron said knock you out! (HAAAAH!)
I'm gonna knock you out! (HUUUUH!)
Gowron said knock you out! ATTAAAAACK!
Drinking prune juice, just like it was classic Coke!
WORF! The son of Mogh!
What made him abandon his whole race?
So now he's got a new place.
We're going insane, Ah,ah,ah,ah
Raising a lot of Cain in this campaign. Ah,ah,ah,ah
Letting you know, you can't gain or restrain. Ah,ah,ah,ah
Master of your domain. Ah,ah,ah,ah
Rippin', killin', kickin', and drillin'. Ah,ah,ah,ah
Let's go. (WHERE?!) To the worm hole.
I'm gonna knock you out! (HUUUUH!)
Gowron said knock you out! (HAAAAH!)
I'm gonna knock you out! (HUUUUH!)
Gowron said knock you out! (HAAAAH!)
Phaser blasts are heard,
When I fire and kill at will.
I'm devourin', phasers showerin',
All for Gowron.
I'm gonna knock you down and make you understand Ah,ah,ah,ah
That I'm not your average man, Ah,ah,ah,ah
When I got a bat'leth in my hand!… Damn! Ah,ah,ah,ah
Ooh! Listen to the way I slay! Your crew? Ah,ah,ah,ah
Damage! (QIH!) Damage! (QIH!)
Damage! (QIH!) Damage! (QIH!)
Destruction, terror, and mayhem.
Pass me a Romulan sucker, I slay him!
Martok! (WHAT?!) Martok! (WHAT?!)
I'm ready! (WE'RE READY!)
We're gonna take Cardassia! (QAPLA!)
Don't you never ever try to be clever.
Cause I will cloak. Makin' your defenses a joke.
You are a goner.
Cause all Klingons fight to the death with HONOR!
Knock you out! Gowron said knock you out!
I'm gonna knock you out! Ah,ah,ah,ah
Gowron said knock you out! Ah,ah,ah,ah
I'm gonna knock you out! Ah,ah,ah,ah
Gowron said knock you out! Ah,ah,ah,ah
I'm gonna knock you out! Ah,ah,ah,ah
Gowron said knock you oooouuuut!!! Ah,ah,ah,ah
from Greatest Hits Volume 1: 1996-2003,
released July 28, 2003
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
Additional vocals: Ken Sherlock, Matt Duhan, & Jered Perez
Music & engineering: Jared Ringold
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
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