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A parody of Kid Rock's "Cowboy", about the world of fandom.

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Well I'm-a packin' up my swag and I'm-a head outside,
Where real women call me 'dork', then gag, and go hide.
Take a ride to 'Toys 'R Us'. Bust on in.
Buy a Mace Windu and a QuiGon Jinn.
Yeah I'm a kid at heart, just like Anakin.
A looney bin I am in, with kin Harley Quinn.
Get a pin with a motto sayin' "Xena For Prez",
Then spend my pay on dispensers of Pez.
Go hang out at the Cons. Renaissance Fests.
Watch Anime chicks with with inflatable breasts.
"You Might Be A Trekkie?" Heh, sit back and watch,
As the 'Uber Geek' goes and kicks it up a notch.
Turn to the letter 'F' in your dictionary,
And add this word to your vocabulary.
Take a look, cuz' I'm the real McCoy.
Dammit, Jim, I'm not a doctor, I'm just the definition of a

Fanboy, baby!
I'm in nerd overdrive, I will always survive.
Fanboy, baby!
Feel so alive, watching Babylon 5!
Was born to be a fanboy, baby!
Makin' best friends, with a robot, Bender!
Fanboy, baby!
I never give up, and I never surrender!
(Spoken by Luke:) The truth is out there? Heh, Scully, you can't handle the truth!

I got this funny little gadget, when I open my fridge, it goes
(Star Trek whistle) Like Kirk's on the bridge.
QAPLA, POONG-CHOH CHEH, GAGH, PTOCHS!
Bill Gates was cool, but now he just sucks.
Play Doom and Quake, on Microsoft.
Get a map to the Tomb, find Lara Croft,
And if the pixel's right, then I'm-a Raid 'er *mmm-hoy!*
And let Sony Play 2-K, know why they call me a

Fanboy, baby!
Spend my time wantin' Seven of Nine!
Fanboy, baby!
Won't stop 'til the PokeMon are mine!
Was born to be a fanboy, baby!
(Spoken:) Oh, so what do you think, you know the force better than I do?
A Star Wars freak, yeah, you won't find an odder one.
I'm a Jedi master, and you are merely just a

Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks,
A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie.
Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks,
A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie.
Pad-it-awan, you're dumb, just like, Jar Jar Binks,
A Jawa said uteeni, so go suck a Wookie.

Yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Kid Spock, quotin' all the Treks.
Got a mind more powerful than Professor X.
Drink a case of Jolt cola down, like mother's milk,
And sing a song that makes you say "What in the filk?!"
Patrol, stake vampires, just like Buffy.
Roll the dice, win the fights, with the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
M.S.T. three-thousand up until midnight,
then I paint my lips red, for "Sweet Transvestite!" UHH!
King doofus. Spaz, like Jerry Lewis.
My comic book collection's wider than the Su-ez.
Fun, like Sailor Moon is. Suave, like Dr. Who is.
I like They Might Be Giants and Moxy Fruvous.
R.P.G. and D. & D..
Kevin Smith's makin' a film about me.
I ain't no jock, I'm just a regular jerk, all
American zero, the ultimate Urkel.
Girls would ignore me and give me no credit, but now I
Tell 'em all to suck my (RADIO EDIT),
And when I die, at the hour eleven,
I'll shout to my father in heaven, twenty-seven, I'm a

Fanboy!!!
I'm in nerd overdrive, I will always survive.
Fanboy!!!
Feel so alive, watching Babylon 5!
Fanboy!!!
Spend my time wantin' Seven of Nine!
Fanboy!!!
Won't stop 'til the PokeMon are mine!
Fanboy!!!
Makin best friends, with a robot, Bender!
Fanboy!!!
I never give up, and I never surrender!
Fanboy!!!
Watchin' Deep Space Nine and… heh heh.

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from Greatest Hits Volume 1: 1996​-​2003, released July 28, 2003
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
Additional vocals: Carrie Dahlby
Music: Jared Ringold
Engineering: Luke Sienkowski

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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