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"Blasted Bill" Putt is one of the first ever Luke Ski fans, having ordered my CDs via US mail from me in about 1997. I met Bill in person in 1998, and we've been good friends ever since. Besides being the founder & owner of the aforementioned Dementia Radio .org, he also does a podcast with his (and my) good friend, Moonbeam. They've done just over 50 episodes the past few years, and have been clamoring since nearly the beginning for one of their listeners to record a theme song for their podcast. Since Bill donated to my Kickstarter, I figured I would make my song about him the theme song for their podcast "The Pod Of Destiny", in a style reminiscent of Tenacious D, who they are both fans of and whose movie/song inspired the name of their podcast.

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It's the pod of destiny!
Blasted Bill and Moonbeam host the show,
but we don't know just where they'll go.
It's the pod of destiny!
Will they make a CostCo run,
Or time-travel using the sun's density?
It's the pod of destiny!

Long ago, there was a man named Bill.
The amount of ketchup he ate would make normal folks ill.
One day he made a friend named Moonbeam.
She watched “Clone High” and her pink hair was extreme.
They both loved music that's pulling your leg,
and think “Red Dwarf” is funnier than smeg.
So they announced all Charles-Heston-y,
“Here's our podcast, The Pod Of Destiny!”

It's the pod of destiny!
Will they fight crime like a vigilante,
or just bum around Ypsilanti?
It's the pod of destiny!
Will they find a stairwell to interlope in,
or find treasure when they say “Open Sesame”?
It's the pod of destiny!

They'll drive a golf cart through a field of shrubs,
while recasting “Rocky Horror” with the actors from “Scrubs”.
Their Mad Libs are as strange as you can get,
just don't mess with their green screen or their tiny net.
They'll have a bonfire if you bring a torch,
or maybe hang out on the bacon porch.
Each week Moonbeam will recommend something new,
just don't do anything that she wouldn't do!

It's the pod of destiny!
He's got the sperm, she's got the eggs,
and they both got 'Boot Al Weird Legs'!
It's the pod of destiny!
Will they eat some pie, or stop a war?
My guess to you is as good as your guess to me.
It's the pod of destiny!

Welcome to your... ...edition of,
THE POD OF DESTINY!
With your hosts, “Blasted Bill” and Moonbeam!
What's our destination of destiny today?

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the great Luke Ski Burbank, California

"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

The opinions expressed here are mine alone.
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