Anakin: The film's called "Attack of the Clones", and it's starring I.
Watto: Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
Jar-Jar: Meesa! Baby, Ho-ooo!…
Yoda: Ooo, ooo, oooo…
Anakin: Even though my acting's worse than, that Keanu guy.
Watto: Go! Yeah! Uh! Yeah! Say what? Say what? Say what? Say what?
Jar-Jar: No way! Bring it back, bring it back, baby!
Yoda: Yes way, Ted!, Lat dat dat, da-da-dah…
Anakin: And by now I'm sure you all have figured out why…
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: Aaahh!!! Why, man?
Anakin: Yeah, hey!… George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high, George Lucas got high!
Watto, Jar-Jar, & Yoda: La da dat, dat, dat, dat…
Anakin: Lat, dat, da da da dat, da da da da daa…
Jar-Jar: Did he really do that, man?
Watto: Well, you know those Hollywood types.
Anakin: Shoop shoop shooby do wah…
Yoda: Obi-Wan, get jiggy with it!
Anakin: Skippy dee bee bah boop do wah…
Jar-Jar: Meesa not thinkin you be sayin dat.
Watto: Yes, it's a continuity error. Too out of character you, too out of date for everyone.
Anakin: Lat, dat, da da da dat, loot loo doo dee doo… Doot doo!
Yoda: When 900 years old you reach, as up to date your pop culture references will be not? Hmm?
Anakin: La da da da da, la da da da da, la da da da daa! La dat dat dat dat daa…
Watto: See, now I have no idea what you are saying.
Jar-Jar: Yeah, you needsa to be speakin in a waysa thatsa people cansa be undastandinsa!
Watto: Now I am completely lost.
Yoda: Sell any of these albums, we are not going to, cuz.
Watto: Let's go back to Mos Espa and fix some more maintenance droids, screw it.
Jar-Jar: Pooda to da corporate world, beeyotch!
from May The Farce Be With You,
track released July 26, 2003
Lyrics & Vocals by the great Luke Ski
Music & engineering: J.T. Sienkowski & Paul Hettiger
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
I am a Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor at Cartoon Network. The opinions expressed here are mine alone....more