Continuing in my career long quest to have a song on every major topic in the many worlds of geeky fandom, I bring you my tribute to the entire genre of Japanese Animation, more commonly known here in the states as "Anime". This parody of "Candyman" By Christina Aguilera sung by Carrie Dahlby covers everything to the kiddie programs, to the giant robot shows, to the teen melodramas, to the 'adult' stuff. With any luck, there will be at least a dozen AMVs posted on YouTube of this song within a month. If you make one, please be sure to tell folks in titles at the end of the video that they can find the song "Anime Fan" at "the FuMP dot com"! Arigato! ;D Music by Bob "Perfect Mix Forever" Emmett
Luke: Yankee cartoons were always boring him.
Carrie: What happened then? What happened then?
Luke: Started watching shows from the Pacific rim.
Pikachu: PIKA!
Tetsuo: KANEDA!
Soun: RANMA!
Ranma: AAAAAAAHHH!!!
(SFX: Explosion)
Hey, Yu-Gi-Oh, yeah!
I met him playin' PokeMon in the school yard.
He caught my eye right after he captured my card.
Had Dragonballs, for a date he asked.
He showed up for it dressed up as Tuxedo Mask.
Once he made me swoon, he saw my Sailor Moon.
He's a Speed Racer, Star Blazer, Anime fan.
A Miyazaki, eatin' Pocky, Anime fan.
Oh, yeah!...
He really used his G-Force on my Robotech.
Just like Voltron, "I'll form the head!"
Every Gundam he came Macross, mastered like a toy. (A collectible toy)
This cyberpunk is my own Astro Boy, (Oh!)
But behind closed doors, he's my Gigantor.
He's a saki brewster, bio-booster, Anime fan. (Oh yeah!)
A mecha flyer, Mack Guyver, Anime fan.
(dialogue over those 12 measures:)
Main Boy: Hi cute girl! I am the shy main character,
and I have a crush on you!
Cute Girl: But I have a crush on that very handsome boy!
Handsome Boy: That's me!
Cute Girl: You must fight him for my love!
Main Boy: Did I mention I'm a robot super-weapon too? (SFX: tech)
Handsome Boy: Uh, oh!
Pretty boy divine, I'm his Valentine.
He's a transformin', disproportioned, Anime fan. (Oh!)
A.M.V. makin', Cosplayin', Anime fan.
Whoa yeah!
Now just like InuYasha, I obey at his word.
He stole my heart, like Lupin the 3rd.
Vash the Stampede's big Trigun. (Ah!)
I'm a horny girl, and flying high like Lum!
Luke: Ranma and Akane fighting at the beach.
Anime fan, Anime fan
Luke: To clean their bikinis, they gotta use Bleach.
Anime fan, Anime fan
Tenchi Muyo, Anime fan
Hair's a bright mop, eyes pop, bigger than a chef's wok.
Slayers, Lain, Anime fan
Huge mallet whop, blood snot, embarrassed massive sweat drop.
Ah My Goddess, Anime fan
Likes my boobs hot, jigglin' won't stop, here's a panty shot.
Fan service…
And now we're both grown-ups with flair.
I'm his La Blue Girl, and we're a Dirty Pair.
Ditch the smut you got. "My porn has a plot!"
He's a Hentai watchin', happy crotchin', Anime fan.
A wang attackin', tallywackin', Anime fan.
A likes 'em curvy, super pervy, Anime fan.
A gonna rock you, King Otaku, Anime fan.
(dialogue over those 12 measures:)
Cute Girl: I'm the cute girl, skipping my way to junior college.
Scrotor: (SFX: flash) I am Scrotor, demon from the 5th realm!
Cute Girl: My, what big tentacles you have! What will do with those?
Scrotor: Heh, you're about to find out.
Cute Girl: Well I'm secretly a ninja warrior!
Taste my blades naughty demon! Hi-yah! (attacks him)
Scrotor: (SFX: Sword) Ow! Ow! Hey! Hey! Watch it! These are sensitive!
Luke: Kaneda and Tetsuo got into a fight.
Army guys: Destroyed Neo-Tokyo, freaky mutant might.
Luke: Team Rocket's blastin' off at the speed of light.
Army guys: Jesse and James and Meowth, that's right.
Luke: Nine tailed demon fox Naruto was shunned.
Army guys: Fought to become Hokage, and he won.
Luke: Light got out his book, and ended our fun.
Army guys: Wrote a Death Note about us, and now we're done.
credits
from Be Amused By Me,
track released March 9, 2010
Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
Vocals by Carrie Dahlby & the great Luke Ski
Music by Bob "Perfect Mix Forever" Emmett
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
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