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When I asked Kris Overstreet of White Lightning Productions for information about himself so I could write his song about him, his response was "peteristhewolf.com - There's the song subject; certainly a lot more interesting than anything about me." So after reading 324 comic book pages (and the Omake strips), this is what I came up with. Technically, this song is a parody. And while doing parodies wasn't supposed to be a part of this particular album project, much like a wolf, I followed my instincts. And I'm especially proud of myself for having figured out how to compose the replicated music of the original song in Garageband using only my MacBook and the internet for information and references while all alone in a hotel room in Pasco, Washington. Go me.

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One day two werewolf friends named Jeannie and Peter were talkin'
about his human girlfriend Sarah, who he aimed to please.
He told Jeannie that they finally went all the way. Oh, what a dumb man.
He didn't know lycanthropy is a venereal disease.

Ow-ooooh, Peter is the wolf!
Ow-ooooooooh!
Ow-ooooh, and now Sarah is the wolf!
Ow-ooooooooh!

Now Sarah can't control becoming a 12-foot-tall howling she-beast,
exploding out of her clothes and running wild through the city streets.
Now Peter only has two options with which to control her,
either feed her wolfsbane, or get her between the sheets.
Guess which he picks?

Ow-ooooh, Peter is the wolf!
Ow-ooooooooh!
Ow-ooooh, Peter is the wolf!
Ow-ooooooooh!

Now Sarah is ******* hard with her gargantuan fuzzy **** bouncin',
and see Peter's giant wolf **** glistening in the night.
So if you like stories with werewolves totally ****ing the **** out of each other,
well I can guarantee it's way better than “Twilight”.
(hashtag, Team White Lightning Productions)

Ow-ooooh, Peter is the wolf!
Ow-ooooooooh!
Ow-ooooh, Peter is the wolf!

[Sitcom guy: Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.]
[George Clinton: ROOF!!!]

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from Because Of Bob: Luke Ski's Kickstarter FAWM album (songs I wrote about people for money), released March 7, 2014

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"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .

Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.

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