I love life on Tatooine.
I love the Jabba jive 'cause he's so mean.
His palace is keen, like the Star Wars Canteen.
The Hutt, the Hutt, the Hutt, the Hutt, the Hutt.
Watch that Jabba drinking rum.
Look, on his tail, it's Salacious Crumb.
He's Fraggle-like scum, with a hand up his bum,
A mup, a mup, a mup, a mup, a muppet.
Oh, this criminal thug, is a wonderful slug,
With the face of a pug, he's a smug kind of lug.
A green skinned hottie on the dance floor.
Trap door!
Gator ate her, new translator.
Sing Sy Snootles snooty snout.
Max Rebo Jabba jives, all blue and stout.
He'll twist and shout, while Han is hanging out
In a slab, a slab, a slab, a slab, a slab.
Luke's in a jam.
Awww damn!
Those piggy guards taste just like spam.
Green alien ham!
Luke's got a bone to pick, with that Rancor so quick.
He fell for that old guillotine door trick. (That old schtick?)
That's when Jabba threw a fit.
Took his sail barge out to the Sarlaac pit.
Han couldn't see it, but got a critical hit
On Boba Fett, ba Boba Fett, ba Boba Fett, ba Boba Fett.
Ooh, the big slimy meanie dressed Leia like a genie,
In a golden bikini, which made the Jawas "UTEENI!!!"
Then came the part where his plot sank.
Walkin' the plank.
Player hater.
Luke's Dad is Darth Vader.
Strangled by the ball and chain.
Leia stopped the Jabba jive to end his reign.
Luke rescued the dame, at the deck they took aim,
And then we, blew up, blew up, blew up, blew up, blew up!
BLOW!!!
credits
from May The Farce Be With You,
track released February 18, 2011
Idea and vocals by Carrie Dahlby,
Lyrics, engineering, and creature voices by the great Luke Ski,
and Chris Mezzolesta as Jabba the Hutt.
"the great Luke Ski" is The Dr. Demento Show's most requested artist of the 21st Century. His parodies and original songs
about pop-culture have made him a favorite performer at fandom conventions all across the country. Founding member of The Funny Music Project, aka 'the FuMP' .com .
Luke Ski is an animation Storyboarder, Writer, & Voice-Over Actor.
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